Friday, April 11, 2008

In high school, I had a freeopendiary that I clung to even after no one read freeopendiary anymore. Then, I thought blogs were just for famous people. I think, though, that it's time for me to have a blog again.

Now, I've had this blog for a while, but a lot of them were written back when I was uncool. As I'm now going to tell people I have this blog, I have erased all the uncool entries. The most recent uncool entry was this September, but, as I have major growths of maturity every 6 months, I can only really be accountable for anything I've done/said since March.

And now, an old entry from middle school/high school diary:

4/15/00 (age 13)
I am gleefully and evilly thinking up ways to get good revenge on the stupid "popular" boys and 1 girl, Allison. For her, I will put a note in her locker saying how I'm going to tell Mr. Wunder about how she paid Ryan (to go out with me). But how to get back at the boys? Who knows?

SOME IDEAS:

1. break up their friendship
2. Put something wet or squishy on or in their backpacks (but how to get to them-?)
3. Gross them out
4. Freak them out by getting in trouble

If only there was some way to make them turn against eachother! I don't want to hurt any other people, though. I'll think about it in my dreams. Hell, it's 1:00 IN THE MORNING!
Awesome pairs of people I'd like to see fight to the death:

R.L. Stine vs. Kelsey Grammar
Albus Dumbledore vs. Jonathan Lipnicki
George Orwell vs. Pippi Longstocking
Superman vs. Emily Dickinson
Tommy Pickles vs. Burt Bacharach
Hillary Clinton vs. a possessed Trapper Keeper
New York City vs. Linda Hunt
Della Reese vs. Mothra